Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.

Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable; the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it.

When actors begin to think, it's time for a change. They are not fitted for it.

Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.

A silk dress in four sections, and shoes with high heels that would have broken the heart of John Calvin.

Astronomy teaches the correct use of the sun and the planets.