Each section of the British Isles has its own way of laughing, except Wales, which doesn't.

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

I owe a lot to my teachers and mean to pay them back some day.

Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.

Success is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration.

It was Einstein who made the real trouble. He announced in 1905 that there was no such thing as absolute rest. After that there never was.

If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent reading room and a library. After that, if I still had more money that I couldn't use, I would hire a professor and get some text books.