What we call creative work, ought not to be called work at all, because it isn't. I imagine that Thomas Edison never did a day's work in his last fifty years.

Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica.

It's a lie, but Heaven will forgive you for it.

Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.

Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.

A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to get out and kill something.

In Canada we have enough to do keeping up with two spoken languages ... so we just go right ahead and use English for literature, Scotch for sermons, and American for conversation.