In Canada we have enough to do keeping up with two spoken languages ... so we just go right ahead and use English for literature, Scotch for sermons, and American for conversation.

Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect.

The student of arithmetic who has mastered the first four rules of his art, and successfully striven with money sums and fractions, finds himself confronted by an unbroken expanse of questions known as problems.

It's a lie, but Heaven will forgive you for it.

In Canada we have enough to do keeping up with two spoken languages ... so we just go right ahead and use English for literature, Scotch for sermons, and American for conversation.

On the same bill and on the same side of it there should not be two charges for the same thing