I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to get out and kill something.

Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.

It's a lie, but Heaven will forgive you for it.

The English are terribly lazy about fighting. They like to get it over and done with and then set up a game of cricket.

Being a specialist is one thing, getting a job is another.

To write well it is first necessary to have something to say.