I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
Stephen LeacockWhat we call creative work, ought not to be called work at all, because it isn't. I imagine that Thomas Edison never did a day's work in his last fifty years.
Stephen LeacockIt takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.
Stephen LeacockHumor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.
Stephen Leacock