It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.

It may be those who do most, dream most.

On the same bill and on the same side of it there should not be two charges for the same thing

Each section of the British Isles has its own way of laughing, except Wales, which doesn't.

There are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike - information and wit

I owe a lot to my teachers and mean to pay them back some day.

When actors begin to think, it's time for a change. They are not fitted for it.