Writing is no trouble: you just jot down ideas as they occur to you. The jotting is simplicity itself - it is the occurring which is difficult.
Stephen LeacockA silk dress in four sections, and shoes with high heels that would have broken the heart of John Calvin.
Stephen LeacockElectricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable; the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it.
Stephen LeacockAdvertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Stephen Leacock