Astronomy teaches the correct use of the sun and the planets.

There is no doubt that many things in life come to us...at backrounds so to speak. Happiness is one of them.

There are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike - information and wit

Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better.

Each section of the British Isles has its own way of laughing, except Wales, which doesn't.

Writing is not hard. Just get paper and pencil, sit down, and write as it occurs to you. The writing is easy-it's the occurring that's hard.