He flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.

Humor may be defined as the kindly contemplation of the incongruities of life, and the artistic expression thereof.

It was Einstein who made the real trouble. He announced in 1905 that there was no such thing as absolute rest. After that there never was.

I owe a lot to my teachers and mean to pay them back some day.

What we call creative work, ought not to be called work at all, because it isn't. I imagine that Thomas Edison never did a day's work in his last fifty years.

A silk dress in four sections, and shoes with high heels that would have broken the heart of John Calvin.

American politicians do anything for money... English politicians take the money and won't do anything.