In point of morals, the average woman is, even for business, too crooked.

There are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike - information and wit

A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to get out and kill something.

It's a lie, but Heaven will forgive you for it.

We think of the noble object for which the professor appears tonight, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will laugh at the professor.

Any two meals at a boarding-house are together less than two square meals.

If every day in the life of a school could be the last day but one, there would be little fault to find with it.