In point of morals, the average woman is, even for business, too crooked.

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

It was Einstein who made the real trouble. He announced in 1905 that there was no such thing as absolute rest. After that there never was.

Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect.

A silk dress in four sections, and shoes with high heels that would have broken the heart of John Calvin.

I've seen lifelong friends drift apart over golf just because one could play better, but the other counted better.

It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.