Most people tire of a lecture in ten minutes; clever people can do it in five. Sensible people never go to lectures at all. But the people who do go to a lecture and who get tired of it, presently hold it as a sort of grudge against the lecturer personally. In reality his sufferings are worse than theirs.
Stephen LeacockIt is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.
Stephen LeacockThe English are terribly lazy about fighting. They like to get it over and done with and then set up a game of cricket.
Stephen Leacock