The great thing about being ignored is that you can speak the truth with impunity.

A sniper is like a genius - it’s not enough to be one, you have to be one at something.

Most books are so well written they barely have any effect on the reader's senses

One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of God's existence.

Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once

In books there's nothing of the fish covered in the coldness of the sea, or the feeling of a star touching space. Bad for business.

Gun stripping is the tea ceremony of America.