A key and a strangler - this is all a simple tale requires.

Honesty is the voice that is acceptable in every matter.

What’s life in this nation? Collect emptiness in a household of cornflakes. Transient fuel gobbles attention, the television aches, the truth walks. Scheme worms welcome your corpse, trap clicks and you’re in heaven, bored rigid

An office is a machine for dying.

Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly’s wings on one side of the world resulted in a massive compensation claim on the other.

Biting enemies seems to be acceptable in a surprisingly narrow range of circumstances, or so a ninja shouted at me once

One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of God's existence.