In books there's nothing of the fish covered in the coldness of the sea, or the feeling of a star touching space. Bad for business.

Hang up the phone on a vampire, the definition of carefree.

Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly’s wings on one side of the world resulted in a massive compensation claim on the other.

The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.

How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?

One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of God's existence.

We have truth in order not to die of art.