Sanity’s a virginity of the mind
Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I'm lying down and horizontally if I'm running
What happens when the hitcher and the driver are equally murderous?
The great thing about being ignored is that you can speak the truth with impunity.
Hang up the phone on a vampire, the definition of carefree.
The most amusing thing about a pantomime horse is the necessity of having to shoot it twice.