Fractal litigation, whereby the flapping of a butterfly’s wings on one side of the world resulted in a massive compensation claim on the other.

A society will manufacture an image of progress and locate it in the direction it wishes to take us.

Originality irritates so obscurely that people may have to evolve to scratch it.

What’s life in this nation? Collect emptiness in a household of cornflakes. Transient fuel gobbles attention, the television aches, the truth walks. Scheme worms welcome your corpse, trap clicks and you’re in heaven, bored rigid

One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of God's existence.

He has been positively growing tusks trying to create a breed of human insect which will continue to live on this accursed planet. Everyone needs a goal.

A hundred percent of marriages end in divorce, disappearance or death.