Hang up the phone on a vampire, the definition of carefree.

The best way of getting into something is to think of it as mischief.

Stab me if you can enjoy it - but not if it feels like a duty. Stab me vertically if I'm lying down and horizontally if I'm running

Originality irritates so obscurely that people may have to evolve to scratch it.

Since childhood I’d been suspected of imagination

In America, fundamentalist Christians believe the world was created 6,000 years ago - in England people drink in bars that are older than that.

In books there's nothing of the fish covered in the coldness of the sea, or the feeling of a star touching space. Bad for business.