I think when the movie `Roxanne' came out, which I also had written, I felt something new that I never felt, which was respect.

I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone.

It's not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's inside that counts.

I think probably the most difficult challenge was just the climb and rise in show business because I went through my entire twenties with some success as a comedy writer but not much as a performer. And you have to be kind of informed and naive at the same time.

The environment changed with Martha Stewart and Enron.

I actually learned about sex watching neighborhood dogs. And it was good. Go ahead and laugh. I think the most important thing I learned was: Never let go of the girl's leg, no matter how hard she tries to shake you off.

College totally changed my life. It changed what I believe and what I think about everything. I majored in philosophy.