I'm not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.
I am a wild and crazy guy!
To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American.
These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make.
When I first started doing my stand-up act, I played the banjo, did comedy, magic tricks, juggled, read poetry. I stuck it all in. I didn't know you were supposed to just stand up and tell jokes. Essentially, that's what my act became: those five elements - except I dropped the poetry.
When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.