Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

Talent is the ability to say things well, but genius is the ability to, well, say things.

I did a lot of things when I first started out. In order to be in show business, I juggled, I did magic tricks, cards tricks and I played the banjo.

I studied with the Maharishi for many years, and really didn't learn that much. But one thing that he taught me, I'll never forget: 'ALWAYS...' no, wait-- 'NEVER...' no, wait, it was 'ALWAYS carry a litter bag in your car. It doesn't take up much room, and if it gets full, you can toss it out the window.'

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.

I love doing my surreal sing-along that had words that no one could follow.

I couldn't see his face, because the light came in from behind him and he was in shadow, and he said, "I am Picasso." And I said, "Well, so what?