Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

... you're nuts but you're welcome here.

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

A girl who is willing to give every ounce of herself to someone, who could never betray her lover, who never suspects maliciousness of anyone, and whose sexuality sleeps in her, waiting to be stirred.

I've decided to take up smoking, my doctor said I wasn't getting enough tar.