I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars

It's not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's inside that counts.

He gave her his phone number, in a peculiar reversal of dating procedure. She might have considered kissing him, even after the horrible first date, but he just didn’t seem to know what to do. However, Jeremy does have one outstanding quality. He likes her. And this quality in a person makes them infinitely interesting to the person who is being liked.

Romance takes place when you first fall in love. It stirs all emotions and you can manipulate and be manipulated.

I happened to take a photo, and there was my wife, my dog and my banjo, all in the same shot - and I thought, "Oh, that's like a family portrait right there."

Always do business as if the person you're doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he's not, you can be pleasantly surprised.