. . . Now you see . . . they' re not fit for humans . . ." "Put them on me.

The thing about the banjo is when you first hear it, it strikes many people as what's that? There's something very compelling about it to certain people.

I've decided to take up smoking, my doctor said I wasn't getting enough tar.

You know when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea: have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!

I don't watch myself gener­ally. I do something, see it once, and then I'll probably never see it again unless it's an accident.

Working at the magic shop really gave me a sense of comedy because it was all jokes.

introductions are hard to come by when your natural state is shyness