Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

Awards mean nothing to comedians. What matters is the audience, how you're doing - artistically, for the most part - at that moment.

Teaching is, after all, a form of show business.

I think communication is so firsbern.

Always make room for the unexpected in yourself.