Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.

They want me on the television shows now because I did so well on Celebrity Assholes.

I don't think comic timing is the same as music timing, but I definitely find that I've learned from just writing in general that songs can be narrative without having a story.

It's horrible for someone to listen to someone learning any instrument - when I was first learning the banjo, I used to have to go out and sit in the car, and even in the summertime I'd have to roll up the windows. Because you just couldn't practice a banjo or a fiddle with other people around. Unless they're being paid.

The presence of excessive wealth puts an unnatural spin on the appreciation of art.

If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much.