Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

I took literally everything I knew how to do on stage with me, which was juggling, magic and banjo and my little comedy routines.

Dinosaurs did not walk with humans. The evolutionary record says different. They gambled.

I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly.

Unlike Ray Porter, his love is fearless and without reservation.

Movies always are open to being remade because times change so much, and the tempo of movies changes. I think of it like a James Bond. They can have different actors play the same role... I've had people come up to me and say, 'We want to remake 'The Jerk' with so and so.' And I say, 'Fine.' It just doesn't bother me. It's an honor actually.

What I mean is that none of my talents had a - what's that great word - rubric. A singer, an actor, a dancer - there was nothing I could really say I was. The writing came much later. And, actually, thank God, because if I had said I'm a singer, I would really have just had one thing to do.