Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Romance takes place when you first fall in love. It stirs all emotions and you can manipulate and be manipulated.

The Matisse seemed to respond to the decreasing light by increasing its own wattage. Every object in the room was drained of color, but the Matisse stood firm in the de-escalating illumination, its beauty turning functionality inside out, making itself a more practical and useful presence than anything else in sight.

They want me on the television shows now because I did so well on Celebrity Assholes.

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

It was so sweet backstage, you should have seen it - The Teamsters were helping Michael Moore into the trunk of his limo.