I cannot smell mothballs because it's so difficult to get their little legs apart.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

How many people have never raised their hand before?

She was feeling her bohemian oats.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

Anyone who's ever worked with Meryl Streep always says the same thing: can that woman act! And what's with all the Hitler memorabilia?

I couldn't see his face, because the light came in from behind him and he was in shadow, and he said, "I am Picasso." And I said, "Well, so what?