Mirabelle is attractive; it's just that she is never the first or second girl chosen.

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

If you've got a dollar and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've got 71 cents left; But if you've got seventeen grand and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've still got seventeen grand. There's a math lesson for you.

Acting keeps me alert to people, and life. I don't know, there's something about going to work early in the morning, and having to stay alert and concentrated. Maybe that keeps your mind alive.

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

She was feeling her bohemian oats.

There are some people that will not pick up a phone and call you, but if you knock on a door and talk to them, they'll talk back to you.