The banjo is such a happy instrument--you can't play a sad song on the banjo - it always comes out so cheerful.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

I love animated films when they are good, because they do bring a lot of emotion and heart that's very difficult to get in a live action film.

It's not tipping I believe in. It's overtipping.

I like what a third man brings. A kind of oblique vision, seeing something in the material that you didn't know was there. As a comedian, I'm always listening to the audience. And in movies, sometimes the only audience you have is the producer and the director. I like having someone else's opinion, especially if you're on the same wavelength.

Reviews for someone like me come in three packages. One is justifiable praise, the second is justifiable criticism, and the third is, "This is only published because he's a celebrity."

I just downloaded eleven hundred books onto my Kindle, and now I can’t lift it.