Love is a promise delivered already broken.
A joke that works is complete knowledge in a nanosecond.
It's pain that changes our lives.
I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?
Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding, because it's just its own reward. It's sort of like heaven.
I don't think comic timing is the same as music timing, but I definitely find that I've learned from just writing in general that songs can be narrative without having a story.