I really enjoy the social aspects of music as much as anything.

I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers.

I'm always looking for something to engage my imagination and take me on a little mental voyage. I just want a new topic in my life.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

In talking to girls I could never remember the right sequence of things to say. I'd meet a girl and say, Hi, was it good for you too? If a girl spent the night, I'd wake up in the morning and then try to get her drunk.

I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.