Somewhere in the world is...The world's worst doctor and he could be yours.

With a cheery delicacy she divided my obsessions into three categories: acceptable, unacceptable, and hilarious.

It's pain that changes our lives.

I cringe at backstory. Because it never quite explains or gets into some psychological thing that is never quite right and never quite the truth and who knows why someone is someway.

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.

To me, torture would be, "I can't think what to write in the next sentence. I'm stuck." Torture would be if you didn't have the next idea.