Somewhere in the world is...The world's worst doctor and he could be yours.

Ah, yes. I remember my first beer.

It eventually appeared to be me, cinematically. When I was writing it I was actually an author, you know, writing a book. ... But there certainly is a difference in energy between a younger man and an older man.

As a school board we felt it's an unfair expense to families. The lawsuit has a certain logic to it - if you have free public education, you can't put these things on top of it. It defeats the purpose.

I love animated films when they are good, because they do bring a lot of emotion and heart that's very difficult to get in a live action film.

I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story of my father and me to let you know I am qualified to be a comedian.

They want me on the television shows now because I did so well on Celebrity Assholes.