I'm the leader of the platoon and I run gambling and lotteries, dances and I sell beer illegally. I'm a con man and I'm thoroughly lovable.
Steve MartinI was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive.
Steve MartinThere is something going on now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to animals. What I'm talking about, of course, is cat juggling.
Steve Martin