You know when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea: have a point. It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!
Steve MartinCollege totally changed my life. It changed what I believe and what I think about everything. I majored in philosophy.
Steve MartinRelationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.
Steve MartinWriter's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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