I'm not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.

I don't watch myself gener­ally. I do something, see it once, and then I'll probably never see it again unless it's an accident.

You want to know how I think art should be taught to children? Take them to a museum and say, 'This is art, and you can't do it.

Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.

Thankfully, persistence is a great substitute for talent.

After one of my plays came out, I had mixed reviews, some bad and some good. One day, it dawned on me. I thought, 'I wrote a play and he wrote a review, and that's the difference between him and me.'

No matter how many times people say it - 'Oh, I'm just writing this for myself' 'Oh, I'm just doing this for myself' - nobody's doing it for themselves! You're doing it for an audience. So whether I'm performing or writing a book or playing music, it's definitely to be put out there and to be received in some way, definitely.