I just respected comedians whether they were or they weren't, from, you know, new or old.

We've taken what was just once a racetrack and made it a multifaceted gaming destination for the entire region.

The bluegrass community... can be very strict. I didn't know if I'd be welcomed into the bluegrass community or not, but I think they judge you very fairly... I felt really welcome.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

If you've got a dollar and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've got 71 cents left; But if you've got seventeen grand and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've still got seventeen grand. There's a math lesson for you.

When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut.

I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.