The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.

A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... an Arctic region covered with ice.

A remarkable memoir that's packed with anecdotes, advice and humor, all while maintaining a high level of dignity and self-awareness.

Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.

Comedy makes you humble. Because there are so many opportunities to miss, and strike out.

In a strange way, I don't have a job, so I have a lot of time on my hands. When I do work, it might be very concentrated, and it might be months where you're not really doing anything except maybe playing the banjo or writing something. You know, there's a lot of time in the day if you're not working 9 to 5.