The self-prepared dinner is a great time killer for lonely people and as much time should be spent on it as possible.

I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone.

In a strange way, I don't have a job, so I have a lot of time on my hands. When I do work, it might be very concentrated, and it might be months where you're not really doing anything except maybe playing the banjo or writing something. You know, there's a lot of time in the day if you're not working 9 to 5.

He never complicates a desire by overthinking it, unlike Mirabelle, who spins a cocoon around an idea until it is immobile.

I can't smell moth balls, I find it too difficult to get their tiny legs apart