She had destroyed whatever was between us by making a profound gaffe: She met me.

Tweeting is really only good for one thing - it's just good for tweeting... It is rewarding, because it's just its own reward. It's sort of like heaven.

In talking to girls I could never remember the right sequence of things to say. I'd meet a girl and say, Hi, was it good for you too? If a girl spent the night, I'd wake up in the morning and then try to get her drunk.

Unlike Ray Porter, his love is fearless and without reservation.

I always felt the audience sorta tolerated the serious musical parts while I was doing my comedy.

Home to me is when someone comes up to me and says, "Can I get a selfie?" No. It's where your wife and your family are. It's the emotional place where you feel like you're not away from it.

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.