You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
. . . Now you see . . . they' re not fit for humans . . ." "Put them on me.
Kids like my act because I'm wearing nose glasses. Adults like my act because there's a guy who thinks putting on nose glasses is funny.
Knowledge of means without knowledge of ends is animal training.
A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.
It's pain that changes our lives.