It's not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's inside that counts.

There's no better way to learn something than to learn it in front of an audience. Your terror drives you.

She tried to get even with him through psychological warfare but couldn't, because he didn't care.

I happened to take a photo, and there was my wife, my dog and my banjo, all in the same shot - and I thought, "Oh, that's like a family portrait right there."

The thing about the banjo is when you first hear it, it strikes many people as what's that? There's something very compelling about it to certain people.

I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly.

I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.