I'm tired of wasting letters when punctuation will do, period.

What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be Democrats... or skinny.

Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.

When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.

I actually credit Twitter with fine-tuning some joke-writing skills. I still feel like I'm working at it.

I find animated movies very touching. They reach an audience that's hard to get with a live-action film.

How many people have never raised their hand before?