I'm tired of wasting letters when punctuation will do, period.

The teen years are extremely serious and everything matters and every insult really hurts. I know there are cliques and bullying. And you don't yet ­understand that it will all go away.

When you're reaching for a star, there's a long way to fall.

Any type of humor can be transferred to the screen, as long as there's clarity. The audience wants to know just what they're supposed to be feeling, when they're supposed to laugh.

I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct.

There is something going on now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to animals. What I'm talking about, of course, is cat juggling.

College totally changed my life. It changed what I believe and what I think about everything. I majored in philosophy.