First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.

Reviews for someone like me come in three packages. One is justifiable praise, the second is justifiable criticism, and the third is, "This is only published because he's a celebrity."

I don't really manage my time. I really just wait until I'm inspired to do something. And when I'm inspired to do something, it just happens.

There is something going on now in Mexico that I happen to think is cruelty to animals. What I'm talking about, of course, is cat juggling.

Were they beautiful? We were all beautiful. We were in our twenties.

introductions are hard to come by when your natural state is shyness

I loved magic, and so I would practice my magic tricks in front of a mirror for hours and hours and hours because I was told that you must practice, you must practice and never present a trick before it's ready.