When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.

Romance takes place when you first fall in love. It stirs all emotions and you can manipulate and be manipulated.

I choose a project based on whether it feels worthwhile working on when it comes to me. But secondly I choose it if it sounds like fun. Projects are determined by just how they strike me at the moment, as they have done throughout my whole life.

If you feel tired midway through, give Neil Patrick Harris a Red Bull and throw some sheet music at him.

I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.

My most persistent memory of stand - up is of my mouth being in the present and my mind being in the future: the mouth speaking the line, the body delivering the gesture, while the mind looks back, observing, analyzing, judging, worrying, and then deciding when and what to say next. Enjoyment while performing was rare - enjoyment would have been an indulgent loss of focus that comedy cannot afford.

Yeah, well, we're all writers, aren't we? He's a writer that hasn't been published, and I'm a writer who hasn't written anything.