If you take most men aside when their wives are pregnant, most men are pretty frightened and worried and faintly disgusted by the whole experience.

Rule 1: The Doctor lies.

I hope I won't become hated by geeks everywhere, but I don't really know comic books all that well.

My priorities are where they should be, which is making really great, really exciting television.

Madge: I don't know why I keep shouting at them. The Doctor: Because every time you see them happy you remember how sad they're going to be. And it breaks your heart. Because what's the point in them being happy now if they're going to be sad later. The answer is, of course, because they are going to be sad later. ~ The Doctor, the Widow, and the Wardrobe

See the bowtie? I wear it and I don't care. That's why it's cool.

Never run when you're scared. Rule 7.