My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West

I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice

So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me

You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.