My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.
You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me
So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.
Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived.
Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.