Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.
My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.
I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me