You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me

Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.