You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West

My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.

Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.