You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.

Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!