I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice

So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.

Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.

Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived.

Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me