I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified
My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.
Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me
So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.