I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice
I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified
So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.
My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."