I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.

Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived.

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified