I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!