So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!
Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.
I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.
You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.