My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.
My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me
Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West
You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.