My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice

So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.