My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me

I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.

Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.