I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice
I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!
So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.
Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West
I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me