Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.

Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.

Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me