Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets...then it hit me

Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.