Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.

You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.