Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West
You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.
I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified
I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.