So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.
Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived.
Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West
You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.
Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.
My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."